Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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