I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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