i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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