love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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