Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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