Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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