question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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