found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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