No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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