are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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