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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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