The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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