dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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