Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I smell like Dick and happiness
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