no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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