no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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