I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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