I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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