Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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