Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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