that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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