I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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