So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
In America we eat man semen.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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