so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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