Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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