Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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