He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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