I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
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after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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