Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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