Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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