A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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