It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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