so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
