If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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