Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He? As in you personified your dick?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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