He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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