I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
