Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You ruined the universe
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
