She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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