i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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