He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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