The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
this hospital has no fireball
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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