i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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