Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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