She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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