i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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