her vagine was all disorganized.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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