I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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