Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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