That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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