Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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