cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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