I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
please don't ironically join a cult
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