So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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