Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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