everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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