Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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