Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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