I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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